I’m famous again!

12 Aug

My amazing Backtrace Security talk at Defcon!

Published by Jennifer Emick under My Opinions. Tags: Anonymous, Asherah, Backtrace, DefCon, Fail, Hubris, Security.

So my brain damaged friend Jin Soo Byun (Hubris) and I (Asherah) gave an anonymous talk at Defcon to a crowd of fans and worshipers. We did an amazing talk. I also had to fight off an army of anonymous super hackers. I cast a spell of halitosis on these hackers and they soon dispersed.

The crowd loved me.

I am amazing.

My talk was amazing.

Aaron Barr eat your fucking heart out.

03 Apr

I Have Won Against Anonymous!

Published by Jennifer Emick under Magick, My Opinions. Tags: Asherah, cyber police, facts, FBI, winning.

Greetings my readers!

We have been greatly working with the FBI in busting those criminals Gregg! They will be paying very soon and my work is done on backtrace HAHAHAHHAHAH. The FBI will overlook all the things I have done like helping harass a minor because it is part of my totally awesome and insane and great plan to get Anonymous all Arrested! HAHAHA I am a Super Herro for taking the big bad Anonymous All DOWN! YEEEAAAA!! WOOOPPIIEEEEE!

AHhahahhahahaha It is too Late Barret Brown! You will all go to Jail! HAHAHAHAHAH! I very cleverly named myself Asherah after my son Asher! I used magickal invocations to mask this from everyone! My magick is powerful! HAHAHAHAH!

THE FBI WILL GET YOU ALL! JENNIFER EMICK HAS SHOWN YOU ALL! HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

OOHOHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I NEVER GET ARRESTED FOR INTERFEARING WITH A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION BECAUSE ALL MY DOX ARE CORRECT! ALL OF THEM! AHHAHAHAHAH! THEY JUST DENY IT! YOU LIARS! I AM NEVER WRONG! YOU HEAR ME! NEVER WRONG! NEEVVVERRRRR! I DON’T HEAR YOU! ALLALALALALALALALALAALL! NNANANANNANAAN!! HAHAHAHW WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://pastebin.com/yPvN5TFL

08 Oct

Thank You My Readers!

Published by Jennifer Emick under My Opinions. Tags: Confessions, Early onset menopause, Emick, facts, germany, gOOns, Hacking, IP Address, Januszeal, Jenn Emick, leak, LSD flashback, lulz, Magick, Nigger, paranoia, ramblings, rule the world, Symbolism, wwp.

Greetings my fellow readers! I have had allot of comments by some very important readers and I would like to share some of them with you all. Hahahah So many bigwigs have posted to my blog seeing the deceptive lies and have confirmed and agreed with me and see that I am right and I am really awesome and just too awesome HAHAHAHAAHHA.

the useful ideas you presented do help the investigation for my company, thanks.

- Lucas (lucaszimmermann@gmx.de) from healthjar.com

I am really glad I can help people because I am truly an awesome and kind and caring and amazing woman! HAHAHAHAHHA.

I must digg your post therefore more people are able to see it, really useful, I had a tough time finding the results searching on the web, thanks.

- Norman from onlinecasino55.com

Valuable info. Lucky me I found your site by accident, I bookmarked it.

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See that! All those people thanking me and lots more on my blog! I know I am pretty awesome! This just confirms I am on the right track exposing those reptilian OSA Jew Spies!

24 Sep

5 easy steps to avoid facts when presented to you in a skype call:

Published by Jennifer Emick under Magick, My Opinions. Tags: Confessions, dox, Early onset menopause, Emick, Jenn Emick, Magick, opinions, tinfoil.

Many of my fans have asked me how I am able to ignore such blatant facts when those facts are thrust in my face. I have five simple magicK rules that I use, and they have protected me from dox all of my life.

I would like to share these steps with you, and I would like you to listen to recordings of me using them in a live environment. If you are currently speaking with me, you will be able to hear me use these magicK spells every day:

1. Pretend to have an important phone call. Mute the headset, pretend to go away from the computer, but still listen in intently. Pretend to go offline a bit later on, but still keep your ear to the ground for advance warning of incoming facts.

2. Take control of the conversation by cackling like an old woman, and distract the listeners by coming up with opinions pulled out of my magicKal anus. If you have children, suddenly shout at them and have a three minute conversation with them without muting your headset. It will be impossible for anyone to continue a conversation while you do this.

3. Say “I’ll get to that in a bit.”, but never do.

4. Repeat the magicK spell “That is wrong, beyond a shadow of a doubt” ten times.

5. Cast the spell of disconnection with any entity proposing or supporting said facts.

So there you have it. This is one of my inner most secrets, and allows me to continue being a selfish, manipulative, controlling, vindictive and malicious woman with a personal army of retards.

Ahahahahaha oh oh oh oh uh uh ummmm

13 Sep

For Rent: One crack den in Detroit

Published by Jennifer Emick under My Opinions. Tags: Bad investment, Crack den, detroit, ghetto, I am a fucking imbecile, I cannot admit I was wrong, I cannot be wrong, I was not wrong, I will not admit I was wrong, Not wrong.

After the realtor I hired got shot checking out my new dream mansion, my opinion has turned around 360 degrees, and I now know that Detroit is an absolute shit hole. I don’t know how I let that cunt tell me any different, and I shouldn’t have been so trusting. I knew all along that this house was a scam, but I gave her the benefit of the doubt.

So, if anybody wishes to rent a gutted shell of a building, right in the middle of a ghetto warzone, surrounded by derelict properties and crack addicts, then please let me know. Its going cheap! In my opinion, it is a bargain.

It is boarded up to protect my current marijuana grow, to go where the grass is greener, and the neighbours are cleaner. Uhm. Ah. No, no, no, uhm

I am being helped out of this situation once again with the kind financial assistance of my parents, and their never-ending reserves of cash. Thank you mammy, and thank you pappy.

http://www.trollology.com/showthread.php?23-OSA-Mods-on-WWP

08 Sep

OSA Mods on WWP! THE DOX!!!

Published by Jennifer Emick under Guides, Home Life, Magick, My Opinions. Tags: 43 year old virgin, Don't shop at Tesco either, Dont shop at Lidl, Ecstasy pills knotweed, Linktoy, LTG Couriers Yorkshire, Newcastle Emlyn Supermarket Action Group, OSA, PGPGPGPGPGGPGPGPSSH, Scientrollogy.org, SP, timthephoto, tinfoil.

I am having issues explaining the situation regarding OSA mods on WhyWeProtest.net, so I would like to draw your attention to my very special Yorkshireman friend Tim, from Carmarthen in Wales. He is much better at explaining the situation than I am, and it is essential that EVERYONE reads this thread:

There. You asked for DOX? Tim’s opinion is all the dox that anyone should need to back up my claims!

Now GTFO

08 Sep

READINGRAINBOWMAJGICKOPINIONMEMEMEMEME

Published by Jennifer Emick under My Opinions. Tags: cocktail, i am jenniferemick and i write in rainbow, I cant admit that I am wrong, jenjenjenjenjenjen, Lalalalalala Im going to stick my fingers in my ears because I am Jennifer EMiCK with a K, rhubarb.

Overlord he is that some docs? Or how channels you got cocky and got owned hard by Scientology Read the whole forking thing before commenting. Please make use of helpful illustrations. Thank you. If I were going to sneak in channel just backdoor how would I do it? Best way, it seems to me, would be to get a reputation for say activism Iranians democracy free speech etc I might make some blue green websites and promote the shift out of them and if actual Iranian activists question my motives turn it around on them with a little bit ancient in Omagh got crazy awesome acting after I establish the trust I might ask what I could do to help out the Scientology thing I might make a few helpful websites help moderate forums make friends I would hang out the artwork called a shooting is shipped with people and gathering information I’d buggy out the cool kids act like them I’d make helpful sites the freephone is an apostate study documents and secret I’d make a wiki to discuss and RH Tech hey why did that go blank all of a sudden I’ve can’t fake docs well in advance.

06 Sep

Super Secret IRC Server HAHAHAHAH

Published by Jennifer Emick under Guides, My Opinions. Tags: cyber police, DefCon, dox, E-Detective, gOOns, HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Hacking, HAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, I am Awesome, IP Address, Januszeal, Jenn Emick, Jennifer Emick, Jochen, lulz, Magick, Nigger, rule the world, Slightly dynamic IP's, Smart Women, Super Secret IRC, Tor, wwp, Xchat.

Hahahahhahaha We have our secret IRC server on a super secret encrypted Tor connections. Do not worry my followers I have blocked all German IP addresses from visiting this blog so they will never know I posted these instructions on how to access our secret secure IRC network.

The super secret address is migiak3fle43f5gy.onion, they will never find it HAHAHAHAHA hahhahahahAHAHAhah Those dirty German OSA Agents!

I personally use this version of Xchat at http://www.silverex.org/download/. My friends at DefCon recommended it to me hahahaha, and they are super hackers and know what they are talking about and they totally think I am an awesome intelligent woman like I really am and see it for them selves and hahahahahaha.

The 2^nd thing you need to do is install http://www.torproject.org/dist/vidalia-bundles/vidalia-bundle-0.2.1.26-0.2.9.exe. This is the super secret hacker software my DefCon friends told me HahAHAH that they will never be able to use, their minds can not comprehend such complexity of this software like we can! Jochen is a mer skiddy compared to us! HAHAHAHhHAHA.

On your menu bar my followers go to Settings → Preferences → Network Setup → Proxy Server
Fill in localhost as the server and port as 9050 and the Type as Socks 5 HAHAHAHAHA

After this you can use the secret hacker software HAHAHAHHAAH Now just enter the server name like so: “migiak3fle43f5gy.onion/6667”. Make sure you call it “Super Secret IRC” Ahhahahahaha. After you added our secret IRC Server! Make sure to join #emick, a room just about ME! I am totally awesome and we need more rooms dedicated to how utterly awesome I am and smart and intelligent and how I am super E-detective! HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!

05 Sep

Relyt’s ridiculous ramblings

Published by Jennifer Emick under Magick. Tags: g00ns, germany, IP Address, lulz, Nigger, Packets, paranoia, pc install, Queen of Aspies, relyt, windows, wwp, xp.

Relyt: well, the username used was nightfireash, and a quick google search goes to her youtube profile
Relyt: they can’t get anything they don’t already have though5
Relyt: i haven’t bothered with skype on the PC
Relyt: i theorize that garrett is using becca’s computer to do his dirty work
Relyt: or at least her account
Relyt: even though they totally don’t know each other
Relyt: just like swell has never heard of her before “the drama”
Relyt: so i heard that someone has been spamming irc channels with a mediafire link to drifter talking, saying something along the lines of “WWP OWNED BY THE SHORTBUS”
Relyt: i’m gonna try connecting it to the motherboard
Relyt: i may just transfer everything to another drive
Relyt: i don’t know if it’s worth keeping
Relyt: oh jen
Relyt: what is the removable piece on the front of a PC?
Relyt: i can’t seem to figure out what it is on mine
Relyt: there’s these two handles that you pinch with your fingers, and it comes out
Relyt: like a drawer almost
Relyt: maybe for some ancient hardware that’s irrelevant now
Relyt: i can’t at all remember how to do this
Relyt: too cluttered, but i can connect the connector i bought a long time ago at fry’s to the miniature board
Relyt: maybe if i connect the drive back to the board and have that connected to the computer, it might work?
Relyt: nope
Relyt: now there’s still a metal frame around most of the drive, i’m thinking maybe if i screw that off i might get more options here
Relyt: well i don’t think i have any empty slots on my motherboard…
Relyt: there’s a ribbon that should connect to the one on this drive
Relyt: but it doesn’t fit properly for some reason
Relyt: like only one side will go in
Relyt: well, to the board at least
Relyt: i can’t find a place to put this particular ribbon on the drive
Relyt: hmm two of the rods on the motherboard end are bent, no wonder it won’t connect to the old POS ribbon inside the computer
Relyt: i mean
Relyt: the mini board
Relyt: not the motherboard
Relyt: haha i got those motherfuckers bent back into place

….

Relyt: oh lawd
Relyt: a fake jen just sent me a message on facebook

01 Sep

Why I say Uhm, Ah, and repeat certain words multiple times

Published by Jennifer Emick under Magick. Tags: ah, Confessions, Early onset menopause, Emick, Jenn Emick, Jennifer Emick, lulz, Magick, opinions, uhm.

Many of my faithful fans have written in to ask my why I often fill up empty audio space with Uhhhmmmm’s, Ah’s, or interrupt people by repeating words multiple times. i.e

“And, And And……..”

“I, I ,I”

“No, no, no”

The reason for this is because I cannot have anybody else talking. I cannot give up the vocal podium, as in doing so, it may allow someone to interject and perform the dreadful sin of asking me for dox or to explain other things that I may have said. So I fill up every bit of audio space that I can with primeval noises, yelling at my kids, laughing uncontrollably like the mad woman that I am, or I repeat certain words or phrases until I can think of what to say next.

It is all about control. It is all about power. It is all about trying not to be discovered that I am a bat-shit insane woman who’s tinfoil theories cannot hold up to scrutiny. So I cast the spell of verbal diarrhoea.

It is my opinion™ that Voltaire was wrong when he said that people only listen to 10% of what someone who speaks 90% of the time has to say, while they listen to 90% of what someone who speaks 10% of the time has to say.

So, so, so, in closing, uhm, I, I, uhm would, I would, I would like to like to say that in closing, I, uhm, JOSHUA, JOSHUA, NOW YOU PUT THAT DOWN!, uhm, oh, yeah, uhm, No, no, no, yes, yes, I, I, I, would like to say, uhm, IM BEING PACKETED! I, I, I, Oh, Ahahahahahahahahaha! Hshshshshs! Um! Yah! No! Yeah!

Tue

31 Aug

Nigger Repellant sprays for our move to Detroit.

Published by Jennifer Emick under My Opinions. Tags: detroit, Emick, germany, Jenn Emick, Jennifer Emick, Nigger, nigger spray, opinions.

I was with Jason at our latest clan gathering during the weekend, and we found someone selling cans of Nigger Repellant sprays! It is as though god is smiling on us. The seller demonstrated that the spray worked at the clan meeting, and sure enough, we couldn’t see any African-Americans anywhere, although we did spot a dirty GERMAN!

I spent my children’s clothing money on three crates of these sprays, and I feel as though they will become invaluable when we finally move to the ghetto in a few weeks.

My amazing can of Nigger Repellant

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76AynSP7XfU

28 Aug

Our new neighborhood

Published by Jennifer Emick under Home Life. Tags: dox, Early onset menopause, Emick, facts, Jenn Emick, Jennifer, Jennifer Emick, LSD flashback, Queen of Aspies, ramblings, Wikipedia sucks.

My loyalist readers have asked me alot of questions about our new home. It’s location on Dexter seems to be of major concern to some, due to it’s perceived gang problem.

Detroit is too dead to have a big gang problem. Sure there are gangs, but I have read alot about Detroit in the last couple months, and I’m pretty aware of whats going on, and I never saw any gang activity (aside from graffiti.)

LA, Oakland, Chicago, New York, etc. all have a higher amount of gang activity.

Gang members aren’t stupid, they don’t want to live in Detroit either!

27 Aug

Sigil magick 1

Published by Jennifer Emick under Magick. Tags: Confessions, Drama, Early onset menopause, Emick, facts, guide, Jenn Emick, Jennifer, Jennifer Emick, LSD flashback, Magick, Queen of Aspies, ramblings, rule the world, Sigil, symbol, Symbolism, tinfoil, Wand.

Sigil Magick is a widely used form of magickal spellcasting, common to many cultures throughout history. Norse Bind-runes, Arabic charms and the Kabballist’s Khem are historic examples of using a written alphabet as a way of devising magickal talismans.
There are three main parts to the construction of a sigil: formulation of a Sentence of Desire, conversion of the sentence into a graphic representation or glyph, and implantation of the glyph into the subconsciousness.
I will show you how I made my latest sigil:

Write out your desire in a strong sentence like,
I WANT TO RULE THE WORLD

Remove any repeated letters like thus:
I WANT xO RULE xHx xxxxD

Now you have the following letters that should be incorporated into a symbol
I W A N T O R U L E H D

Redraw your symbol till you think it looks cool, and represents your desire. The image above is of the sigil I made.

27 Aug

DDOS attack!

Published by Jennifer Emick under My Opinions. Tags: DDOS, dox, Drama, Early onset menopause, facts, g00ns, gOOns, guide, Januszeal, Jenn Emick, Jennifer, Jennifer Emick, LSD flashback, Magick, opinions, Packets, paranoia, quote, rule the world, Shortbus, tinfoil, Wand.

Dear readers,

I havn’t been able to post much lately, because some gOOns have been packeting me like crazy. I did manage to write a post by hand and upload the picture, so here you are:

27 Aug

The best childcare aid for a mum is a skype headset

Published by Jennifer Emick under Home Life. Tags: Confessions, Early onset menopause, Emick, facts, Jenn Emick, Jennifer Emick, lulz, opinions, paranoia, Wand, wwp.

Many of my fans have asked me why I spend 18 hours a day on Skype talking to Asperger kids, when I have kids of my own who are often heard desperately fighting for my attention. The reason is because I can block out their demands for help because all I can hear is the Skype call through my fancy wireless skype headset.

There is one thing that L Ron Hubbard and I agree on, and that is children are just adult spirits born into a new meat body. This opinion gives me the valid excuse to ignore my children and yell at them if their cries for help drown out my insane cackling laughter. I never mute either when I yell at the kids, even though muting my microphone requires just a simple move of the microphone position, as I am Jennifer Emick, and people need to hear what I say.

Back to my kids, they have always been a pain and an annoyance to my peace and sanity. I first tried drugging the eldest child with the spell of prescription medication, but that still didn’t shut him up, even on the very high doses of Ritalin that we force-feed him.

These days I can just block their cries for help out by listening to my loyal followers: The people who actually believe my tinfoil theories and that I am a credible and sane person. Even my kids called me out on my bullshit. They deserve to be ignored. They are now the enemy.

I know who my friends are. Those who do not talk about me behind my back.

Or do they?

Do you?

Uhm.

Tue

24 Aug

Part 2 of the Tools series: The Athame

Published by Jennifer Emick under Magick. Tags: dox, Early onset menopause, Emick, facts, guide, Jenn Emick, Jennifer, Jennifer Emick, LSD flashback, Magick, ramblings, symbol, Symbolism, Wand, Wikipedia sucks.

In dealing with the ancient mysteries of Witchcraft, it is said that no secrets can ever be given away, and by the very definition of the word, they are unexplainable, obscure and esoteric.
The Athame is the element of fire and represents illumination. On the Path to Illumination or enlightenment, the Witch learns that there is much to cut and free themselves from, and that there is much to unlearn. Superstition and ignorance cloud the Witches consciousness. It is the Will of the Higher Self which is eventually to be awakened.
The two edges of the double edged blade represents light and darkness, male and female, good and evil, both of which are needed in the life of a Witch to balance out the two, for the application of Ones Divine Will, the point. The written history of the Athame as a Magickal tool comes to us from the Lansdowne Manuscript dated 1202 and the Sloane Manuscript dated 1307. Before we go further, it must be stated that the manuscripts above, were great Magickal works and this information was evidently known and practiced well before these manuscripts were written.

Tue

24 Aug

In my opinion™, I am not insane, and that is fact™!

Published by Jennifer Emick under My Opinions. Tags: Confessions, Drama, Early onset menopause, Emick, Jenn Emick, Jennifer Emick, LSD flashback, Magick, Nigger, opinions, paranoia, ramblings, symbol, tinfoil, whyweprotest, wwp.

Many of my fans have been writing in recently to ask if I had become completely batshit insane.

It is in my opinion™ that I am not insane, and it is also my opinion™ that everything that I say, think and do is 100% correct, and that any faults lie with others. I have never sinned, told a lie, or cast any black magicK™ spells. I have never manipulated aspie treehouse members to do my bidding, nor have I consciously doxed anons to further my cause.

The conspiracies that I speak of are 100% true, and are definitely not imagined nor mocked up. I know this as a fact™, and that it is in my opinion™ that there is evil afoot at WhyWeProtest. I will never back down, nor will I be able to provide evidence for my accusations.

I AM JENNIFER™ EMICK™!

I have no faults. I do not err. I am immortal, omnipresent, extremely wise and I have tits.

My spirit guide Helen Keller once told me: “Nyua Mmmmmt Nnnnnnn Nnnnnnng”, and I use those wise words every day to walk my pagan path of life.

AND I AM NOT INSANE! SO STOP SAYING THAT I FUCKING AM!

23 Aug

CULT INFILTRATION OF WWP MESSAGE BOARD COMPLETE

Published by Jennifer Emick under My Opinions. Tags: Confessions, Drama, Early onset menopause, Emick, Jenn Emick, Jennifer Emick, LSD flashback, lulz, Magick, opinions, paranoia, ramblings, tinfoil.

It seems OSA, the Scientology secret police, have made a complete infiltration of the main protest website. While browsing Sunday 8/22/2010 at about 10:30 AM Pacific Time I saw this post by “soclosesofar” :

Within minutes “soclosesofar” was indeed banned.

The post was immediately placed in the thunderdome (a sort of Rehabilitation Project Force) where the poster was harassed and called a Scientology plant. The poster was then attacked by moderators: Rufus T. Firefly, CaptainAdderall, Silmeria, Skeptic1337 and various “anonymous” posters. The original poster did get something wrong. The post was not deleted. It was placed in the Thunderdome to be mocked and ignored. Except I saw it. And despite being banned from the website I went straight to the dome to read the site reaction myself. How did I get in there when I was banned? I’m Jennifer Emick! Banishment don’t mean a thing. That’s why I’m the Sultan, the Sultan of Swing!

1. For some reason millions of people are interested in what I write.

23 Aug

Describing myself in 5 sentences

Published by Jennifer Emick under My Opinions. Tags: Confessions, dox, Drama, Early onset menopause, Emick, facts, Jenn Emick, Jennifer Emick, lulz, Magick, opinions, ramblings, rule the world, tinfoil.

2. …literally stringing words together in ways that are not expressing any actual concepts. TL;DR: gibberish.

3. Nothing to see here but sum inflated egos going unchecked.

4. Always lulzy when mods get caught out acting butthurt and try to cover it up as trolling.

5. Bullshit. He’s way too close for comfort and just about everyone’s seen (heard) the evidence. Question: which anons are getting doxxed this time?

23 Aug

“Rufus T. Firefly” is an OSA infiltrator into WWP

Published by Jennifer Emick under My Opinions. Tags: Drama, facts, IP Address, Jenn Emick, Jennifer Emick, opinions, paranoia, ramblings, tinfoil, whyweprotest, wwp.

Please read this before Refus deletes it:

“Rufus T. Firefly” is an OSA infiltrator into WWP.

WWP needs to clean house.

Infiltration one of many ways OSA goes about taking down an enemy.

For example, the Cult Awareness Network ( CAN ) was once an enemy of the church of scientology but is now being run by the church of scientology. Not to mention their many operations to infiltrate other organizations. Unfortunately from what I’ve seen lately, it is now starting to happen to WWP.

Since WWP came online in 2008, I knew that it would be just a matter of time before the message board would be infested with troll activity like ARS was and infiltration would take place within moderator ranks.

One way of knowing that the moderator ranks have been infiltrated is not that there are trolls posts on the message board but by the fact that troll posts that do go up, stay up. For some reason their posts are left up even though it’s obvious they’re OSA or at the very least, trolls.

Are all the moderators OSA infiltrators, no, but folks, I can tell you this; moderator “Refus T. Firefly” is an OSA operative who has managed to infiltrate this web site. I was with the church of scientology for years at a high level and I can spot OSA “handlings” and OSA activity a mile away.

WWP needs to clean house.

Of course I’ll be banned for telling you this and this post will be…. deleted.

I hope anyone on this message board who sees what I see, will carry on with the message of what’s happening here after I get banned.

I’d rather speak my mind and get banned for it then to shut up, look the other way and let this message board end up like the Cult Awareness Network.

Take care.

22 Aug

How to trace if someone has hacked your skype accounts

Published by Jennifer Emick under Guides. Tags: germany, Hacking, IP Address, skype.

Some of my fans have been asking me how you trace the IP Address of someone else who is signed in to your Skype account watching everything you do. Sorry this post is a little technical but this is how I do it:

1. open a “command prompt”, you should not do this unless you know what you are doing as you can break your computer from here.

2. type in “netstat”

3. pick an IP address from the list, if there are any german looking ones then those are better but any will do

4. begin talking about the fact™ that you have traced the hackers IP Address

22 Aug

Beeting doun tha oppozition wiv ma Inglish compozition

Published by Jennifer Emick under My Opinions. Tags: cyber police, Jenn Emick, Jennifer Emick, Symbolism, Wikipedia sucks.

There are not two “accounts” here. One is an account, the other is my ip address, which appears if I make an anonymous edit. I should not have to point out something this obvious. None of my edits have been malicious, I have never hidden or failed to address any issues with my identity, and I resent the accusation (and the gratuitous posting of my email address).

As I pointed out to my over-enthusiastic accuser, I have never placed an original link to my material; I have simply changed source links to reflect the material’s new location. I am the original author of the articles source; they were all independently placed by various wikipedians, some of whom pasted text word for word from my articles. I am the acknowleged inspiration the wiki section on religious symbols, and I have been improving wikipedia articles on my own time for years as a constructive user.

The user is also offended I removed copyrighted material from a page; this was reverted before I even finished commenting on the talk page for the article.

Quaeler decided to make threats and accusations without discussion; I will be seeking arbitration if this nonsense continues.Infinitysnake 02:43, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

22 Aug

Don’t you know who I am? I am Jennifer™ Emick™!!!!

Published by Jennifer Emick under My Opinions. Tags: Early onset menopause, Emick, Jennifer, Jennifer Emick, LSD flashback, Magick, Slightly dynamic IP's, tinfoil.

I AM JENNIFER™ EMICK™!

HEAR ME ROAR!

In my opinion™, my spirit animal is a slug, and when teamed up with my spirit guide Helen Keller, I am unstoppable in my magicK.

I AM JENNIFER™ EMICK™!

FEAR ME!

21 Aug

Pattern recognition – I have it

Published by Jennifer Emick under My Opinions. Tags: Confessions, Drama, facts, Jenn Emick, Jennifer Emick, lulz, opinions, paranoia, ramblings, rule the world, symbol, tinfoil.

There is a reason I need to explain this whole mess over and over. Very few people have skills like mine when it comes to pattern recognition. In my opinon™, working with symbolism will hone this skill, but certainly most of it comes to me naturally.
So Januszeal sold anon out to OSA, that is a fact™. Januszeal was the gay lover of garrett, who is a g00n. Anyone who ever spoke garrett is a g00n. Therefore drama.. get it now?

21 Aug

Wand making – an introduction

Published by Jennifer Emick under Magick. Tags: facts, Jenn Emick, Jennifer Emick, Magick, rule the world, symbol, Wand.

Many wand makers prefer to only take wood that has already fallen from a tree. This can be a problem since most fallen wood is already begun rotting, unless you get storm wood (fresh wood that has fallen during a storm). If your wood can be found locally I would suggest getting storm wood, especially since the separation from the tree came during a time of great power of change.

Whenever taking live wood from a tree always ask permission from the tree, an unwilling subject is not going to make a very good magic wand.
To do this simply clear your mind and ask the tree in your mind if you have permission to take some wood to be made into a magic wand, if your heart feels happy then the answer is a “Yes” if your heart drops the answer is “No”.

Wood from a tree that has been struck by lightning is VERY powerful, I call it Lightning Wood. This type of wood is so powerful I wouldn’t suggest anyone making or using one unless they are experienced.

Whenever possible give something of value back to the forest or the tree that allowed you to use their wonderful wood. Usually a gemstone or coin in your pocket will do, but dont use pennies because copper can hurt and even kill some trees.

After you have chosen your wood, I would suggest to start awakening your wand. Imagine that your completed wand is a wonderful creature with a beautiful form, imagine this being is now taking life within the wood. Imagine this being beginning to breath within the wood.

Check back soon for step 2 of this guide!

20 Aug

A couple of wellknown, but very useful brainwashing techniques

Published by Jennifer Emick under Guides. Tags: Confessions, dox, Drama, facts, guide, Jenn Emick, Jennifer Emick, lulz, Magick, Nigger, opinions, quote, ramblings, rule the world, Shortbus, skype, the game, tinfoil.

Alertness Reduction: one part of this is to force participants to keep a poor diet: either lots of sugar, or very bland foods. Sugar throws your nervous system off. A very bland diet (usually fruits and vegetables and no dairy or meat) will make you more spacey. Another part is inadequate sleep after long hours of intense discomfort or strenuous physical activity.

Programmed Confusion: a deluge of new information, combined with questions, discussion groups, and one-to-one create a sense of jumbled-ness that make it easier to insert crazy ideas.

I’ve been studying the subject for a long time, and even considered getting a degree in it. But the stiff bureaucracy of the formal educational system is clearly unable to comprehend my awesomeness, because they insisted I actually take classes before getting a diploma. Have they never heard of the internet?

Well, in my search I came across these pearls of wisdom. Though they were inspired by my writing, I’ll give these copycats a little credit anyway.

Philip Zimbardo discusses mind control as “the process by which individual or collective freedom of choice and action is compromised by agents or agencies that modify or distort perception, motivation, affect, cognition and/or behavioral outcomes“, and he suggests that any human being is susceptible to such manipulation.
Approaching the subject from the perspective of neuroscience and social psychology, Kathleen Taylor suggests that manipulation of the prefrontal cortex activates “brainwashing”, rendering a person more susceptible to black-and-white thinking.

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This weekend, I’ll finally get to test the efficacy of Alertness Reduction, when half of my crew is flying in! I’ve long been practising Programmed Confusion on them to great effect, so I have high hopes for the outcome. If all else fails, I have extensive experience with the use of drugs.

Fucking skype, how does it work?

Published by Jennifer Emick under My Opinions. Tags: leak, paranoia, quote, skype, the game, tinfoil.

Spy One: did a spectral analysis of the recording, it’s been transcoded more than once

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Jennifer Emick: we think notmike maybe backdoored kitt when he was configuring her shit

Spy Two: God I really hope thats what this is, and it’s not “Someone” who’s comprimised

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Spy Two: I mean they could be logged in right fucking now right?
Spy Three: we looking for keyloggers
Spy Three: yes
Spy Three: and we wouldn’t fucking know
Spy Two: Wow my idea doesn’t sound so crazy now

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Spy Five: Wow Jen is fucking losing her shit
Spy Six: inorite lol
Spy Six: STFU
Spy One: dont push it too hard
Spy Five: k lol
Spy One: lawl

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Jennifer Emick: what makes me lol hard tho
Jennifer Emick: is the thought of them rooted in their chairs spying on us
Not a spy: lol..
Jennifer Emick: like we’re that fucking interesting

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18 Aug

The enemy of today is:

Published by Jennifer Emick under My Opinions. Tags: Jennifer Emick, lulz, ramblings.

Garret Januszeal Swell Amanda WWP Jochen EZBAKE Anonshaw Unreal Tournament Da5id Akito Stu Alter Relyt Adderall Reptilians OSA

Uhm

16 Aug

You asked for DOX? I have something better: MY OPINION!

Published by Jennifer Emick under My Opinions. Tags: dox, facts, opinions.

Read the whole fucking thing before commenting. Please make use of the helpful illustrations. Thank you.

If I were going to sneak in Chanology’s backdoor, how would I do it? Best way, it seems to me, would be to get a reputation for say, hacktivism, Iranian democracy, free speech, etc. I might make some pro-green websites and promote the shit out of them, and if actual Iranian activists question my motives, turn it around on them with a little dead-agenting, (OMG CRAZY) or some packeting.

After I established some trust, I might ask what I could do to help out with the Scientology thing. I might make a few helpful websites or apps, offer to help moderate forums, make friends. I would hang around the irc all day shooting the shit with people and gathering information. I’d buddy up to the cool kids, act like them.

I’d make helpful sites for Freezoners and Apostates to “leak” documents and secrets. I’d make a Wiki to discuss LRH tech (Hey, why did that go blank all of a sudden?).

I’d plant some fake dox well in advance.

I would work my way inside activist forums, where I could access email and ip addresses. I might even get root? (WTFBBQ, and what’s this?) I’d remove leakers with pretenses of troublemaking, and make strict rules about “drama” and questioning mods. I’d pick off popular and/or useful posters a few at a time.

If anyone brings up interesting and/or uncomfortable facts, ban them. If they don’t shut up, threaten them. If they keep going, threaten their children. Post their name, address, parent’s address, whatever it takes. Threaten their friends, or suggest they might be crazy. Impersonate them. Whatever the handbooks calls for.

That just makes me more determined.

Until next time,

Jennifer Emick

16 Aug

How I rule my world

Published by Jennifer Emick under Guides. Tags: guide, rule the world.

After countless requests from my fans, here is a method I’ve developed to stay sane.

For a busy homemaker, the daily grind can take its toll. It is so important to have fullfilling hobbies on the side, else the constant demands of children, manslaves and other house pets wil wear you down. I find that making my own space and controlling it subtly but utterly helps me in all but the most desperate times.

Find a few lonely outcasts, let them work for your affection and then keep them in a tight hold of affection and ridicule. This step will take time, it’s important that they absolutely adore you before seriously testing their loyalty.
As the group grows, make sure you are at the center. Do not be afraid to discard dissidents, it will only make your group stronger! Make the weaker members dependent on your daily support and general awesomeness.
Invent an enemy. Nothing brings people together like a good war! Let them know that you have inside information on the enemy, then drip feed your minions with tiny morsels of you truth. Do not be afraid to embellish, reinvent or even make shit up! As long as you keep the gradient low, your people will accept it and be in awe of your knowledge.
Time to prune again. Your band of merry men must be free from disinformation, if a group member challenges you too much, dump him! There are plenty of outcasts, you don’t need rebels.
Let your minions know that they in their own little way can contribute to keep the enemy in check. Regularly send them on skirmishes, and tell them it’ll be fun to see the reaction. If the skirmish is successful, you can chime in, and strike awe into your people with your stinging comments and overall fantastic verbal skills.
Reminisce about particularly successful skirmishes, and blame unsuccesful ones on dictators who are afraid of the truth.
Do something else with your group, be a family. Watch movies, share links, do drugs, laugh together and let subject of the enemy drop for a while. Your troops are tired and you need to (pretend to) listen to their concerns. Help them feel good about themselves, and they will adore you forever.
Repeat steps 4 through 7 until you find something better to do.

I hope you will all benefit from my extensive experience in this field, let me know how it worked out for you in the comments section.

15 Aug

How I stoled this domain from the Nazi reptilian cyberhacker on steroids Jochen!

Published by Jennifer Emick under Guides. Tags: Confessions, Drama, Jenn Emick, Magick.

Hahahahahahaha

Take that you Nazi!

Earlier today, I cast a MAGICK spell against the nazi reptilian cyberhacker Jochen from Germany (also known as Azazel, Anonshaw, Swell, Garrett and Alter), where I was able to take control of this domain, stealing it from the hands of this evil nasty liar.

Hahahahaha!

I have now given the control of this site to my friend Tim Aspie (owner of Scientrollogy.com), and he is going to make sure that I will own this domain for ever.

Hahahahahahaha!

So there! Take that!

I will expose their evil plans one day, and I will post dox proving that the moderators at WhyWeProtest are OSA g00nsquad spammer hackers on steroids.

Dox coming shortly (in the form of opinions)

[UPDATE] After using my real details to attempt to steal this domain from its rightful owner, it appears as though my magick was blocked by super radiation shields imported in from Haiti. Some might interpret this as a mistake, but I think it is a learning experience. I have already been in contact with the FBI, the CIA, The NSA, The Homeland Security Agency, NASA, PETA, NAMBLA ,my inner-inner-inner-inner treehouse and of course my spirit guide, Helen Keller.

And claims by the owner of this domain that I committed felony fraud and theft are, in my opinion, laughable. I will laugh when the security team at the ISP calls me tomorrow (after all, I gave them my telephone number). I will also laugh when the police contact me regarding my crimes. I laugh at all of you!

Hahahahahahahaha

Here it is on google maps.

14 Aug

Our newly purchased dream mansion!

Published by Jennifer Emick under Home Life, My Opinions. Tags: Downtown, Nigger, Shortbus.

Hello fans.

A worshipper of myself wrote in and asked for some more information about our newly purchased dream mansion, so I will oblige by giving a guided tour of our new neighborHOOD, in beautiful, tree-lined and tranquil Dexter Detroit.

I discovered this house on an ebay auction, and contacted the seller. The previous people who had won the auctions pulled out of completing the purchase, so the owner offered it to me for $10,000!!!! In my opinion, that was a complete bargain, and we quickly purchased it. THEY WERE DESPERATE TO SELL! Hahahahahaha!

8603 Dexter, Detroit Michigan
3 Family Apartment Building
3bedrooms & 1 bath each unit
Built 1916
Lot Size: 9,148 sq ft
Living area: 3,194
3 Story with basement
Legal Description: W Dexter Blvd 100 Dexter Blvd
Sub L30 P32 Plats,WCR 12/169 38 X 120N
Parcel 14-000-6340

After purchasing the house on impulse, I did a bit of background research into our new city, and I came across these crime statistics:

In in in my opinion, these statistics must be wrong. We we we have never visited Detroit before, but the person who sold us the house told us that it was a peaceful area, and that the house was worth at least $85,000. She was a fool to sell it to us for $10,000 Hahahahahaha!

If you have a look at this video of our neighborhood of Dexter, in my opinion the nigger doesn’t know what he is talking about. But talking about niggers, please have a look at our new neighbors performing a musical concert. These lovely people live in Pingree street, which is the side street that our house faces. I am sure that we will see some of these sin(nig)gers by our windows selling crack on their corner. Do you think that my white children will be allowed to join their gang? I really do hope so. They have never seen a real nigger before, let alone owned one.

We are moving just as soon as the bank forecloses on our old house in California. We really dropped my parents in a whole load of shit by running away from our debts, but but but in my opinion, thats life.

[Edit] I was so excited about purchasing our dream mansion that I told my facebook friends about it immediately afterwards!