I was with Jason at our latest clan gathering during the weekend, and we found someone selling cans of Nigger Repellant sprays! It is as though god is smiling on us. The seller demonstrated that the spray worked at the clan meeting, and sure enough, we couldn’t see any African-Americans anywhere, although we did spot [...]
Archive for: August, 2010
Our new neighborhood
My loyalist readers have asked me alot of questions about our new home. It’s location on Dexter seems to be of major concern to some, due to it’s perceived gang problem. Detroit is too dead to have a big gang problem. Sure there are gangs, but I have read alot about Detroit in the last [...]
Sigil magick 1
Sigil Magick is a widely used form of magickal spellcasting, common to many cultures throughout history. Norse Bind-runes, Arabic charms and the Kabballist’s Khem are historic examples of using a written alphabet as a way of devising magickal talismans. There are three main parts to the construction of a sigil: formulation of a Sentence of [...]
DDOS attack!
Dear readers, I havn’t been able to post much lately, because some gOOns have been packeting me like crazy. I did manage to write a post by hand and upload the picture, so here you are:
The best childcare aid for a mum is a skype headset
Many of my fans have asked me why I spend 18 hours a day on Skype talking to Asperger kids, when I have kids of my own who are often heard desperately fighting for my attention. The reason is because I can block out their demands for help because all I can hear is the [...]
Part 2 of the Tools series: The Athame
In dealing with the ancient mysteries of Witchcraft, it is said that no secrets can ever be given away, and by the very definition of the word, they are unexplainable, obscure and esoteric. The Athame is the element of fire and represents illumination. On the Path to Illumination or enlightenment, the Witch learns that there [...]
In my opinion™, I am not insane, and that is fact™!
Many of my fans have been writing in recently to ask if I had become completely batshit insane. It is in my opinion™ that I am not insane, and it is also my opinion™ that everything that I say, think and do is 100% correct, and that any faults lie with others. I have never [...]
CULT INFILTRATION OF WWP MESSAGE BOARD COMPLETE
It seems OSA, the Scientology secret police, have made a complete infiltration of the main protest website. While browsing Sunday 8/22/2010 at about 10:30 AM Pacific Time I saw this post by “soclosesofar” : Within minutes “soclosesofar” was indeed banned. The post was immediately placed in the thunderdome (a sort of Rehabilitation Project Force) where [...]
Describing myself in 5 sentences
1. For some reason millions of people are interested in what I write. 2. …literally stringing words together in ways that are not expressing any actual concepts. TL;DR: gibberish. 3. Nothing to see here but sum inflated egos going unchecked. 4. Always lulzy when mods get caught out acting butthurt and try to cover it [...]
“Rufus T. Firefly” is an OSA infiltrator into WWP
Please read this before Refus deletes it: “Rufus T. Firefly” is an OSA infiltrator into WWP. WWP needs to clean house. Infiltration one of many ways OSA goes about taking down an enemy. For example, the Cult Awareness Network ( CAN ) was once an enemy of the church of scientology but is now being [...]
How to trace if someone has hacked your skype accounts
Some of my fans have been asking me how you trace the IP Address of someone else who is signed in to your Skype account watching everything you do. Sorry this post is a little technical but this is how I do it: 1. open a “command prompt”, you should not do this unless you [...]
Beeting doun tha oppozition wiv ma Inglish compozition
There are not two “accounts” here. One is an account, the other is my ip address, which appears if I make an anonymous edit. I should not have to point out something this obvious. None of my edits have been malicious, I have never hidden or failed to address any issues with my identity, and [...]
Don’t you know who I am? I am Jennifer™ Emick™!!!!
I AM JENNIFER™ EMICK™! HEAR ME ROAR! In my opinion™, my spirit animal is a slug, and when teamed up with my spirit guide Helen Keller, I am unstoppable in my magicK. I AM JENNIFER™ EMICK™! I AM JENNIFER™ EMICK™! I AM JENNIFER™ EMICK™! FEAR ME!
Pattern recognition – I have it
There is a reason I need to explain this whole mess over and over. Very few people have skills like mine when it comes to pattern recognition. In my opinon™, working with symbolism will hone this skill, but certainly most of it comes to me naturally. So Januszeal sold anon out to OSA, that is [...]
Wand making – an introduction
Many wand makers prefer to only take wood that has already fallen from a tree. This can be a problem since most fallen wood is already begun rotting, unless you get storm wood (fresh wood that has fallen during a storm). If your wood can be found locally I would suggest getting storm wood, especially [...]
A couple of wellknown, but very useful brainwashing techniques
Alertness Reduction: one part of this is to force participants to keep a poor diet: either lots of sugar, or very bland foods. Sugar throws your nervous system off. A very bland diet (usually fruits and vegetables and no dairy or meat) will make you more spacey. Another part is inadequate sleep after long hours [...]
Fucking skype, how does it work?
Spy One: did a spectral analysis of the recording, it’s been transcoded more than once … Jennifer Emick: we think notmike maybe backdoored kitt when he was configuring her shit Spy Two: God I really hope thats what this is, and it’s not “Someone” who’s comprimised … Spy Two: I mean they could be logged [...]
The enemy of today is:
Garret Januszeal Swell Amanda WWP Jochen EZBAKE Anonshaw Unreal Tournament Da5id Akito Stu Alter Relyt Adderall Reptilians OSA Uhm Uhm Uhm
You asked for DOX? I have something better: MY OPINION!
Read the whole fucking thing before commenting. Please make use of the helpful illustrations. Thank you. If I were going to sneak in Chanology’s backdoor, how would I do it? Best way, it seems to me, would be to get a reputation for say, hacktivism, Iranian democracy, free speech, etc. I might make some pro-green [...]
How I rule my world
After countless requests from my fans, here is a method I’ve developed to stay sane. For a busy homemaker, the daily grind can take its toll. It is so important to have fullfilling hobbies on the side, else the constant demands of children, manslaves and other house pets wil wear you down. I find that [...]
How I stoled this domain from the Nazi reptilian cyberhacker on steroids Jochen!
Hahahahahahaha Take that you Nazi! Earlier today, I cast a MAGICK spell against the nazi reptilian cyberhacker Jochen from Germany (also known as Azazel, Anonshaw, Swell, Garrett and Alter), where I was able to take control of this domain, stealing it from the hands of this evil nasty liar. Hahahahaha! I have now given the [...]
Our newly purchased dream mansion!
Hello fans. A worshipper of myself wrote in and asked for some more information about our newly purchased dream mansion, so I will oblige by giving a guided tour of our new neighborHOOD, in beautiful, tree-lined and tranquil Dexter Detroit. I discovered this house on an ebay auction, and contacted the seller. The previous people [...]
Hello, and welcome to my new blog
Greetings. My name is Jennifer Emick, and the first thing that you must know about me, is that I am always 100% correct with my opinions, as opinions by definition cannot be wrong. I used to work for a major online internet dot-com business where I managed to get away with pretending that I knew [...]
