Many of my fans have asked me why I spend 18 hours a day on Skype talking to Asperger kids, when I have kids of my own who are often heard desperately fighting for my attention. The reason is because I can block out their demands for help because all I can hear is the Skype call through my fancy wireless skype headset.
There is one thing that L Ron Hubbard and I agree on, and that is children are just adult spirits born into a new meat body. This opinion gives me the valid excuse to ignore my children and yell at them if their cries for help drown out my insane cackling laughter. I never mute either when I yell at the kids, even though muting my microphone requires just a simple move of the microphone position, as I am Jennifer Emick, and people need to hear what I say.
Back to my kids, they have always been a pain and an annoyance to my peace and sanity. I first tried drugging the eldest child with the spell of prescription medication, but that still didn’t shut him up, even on the very high doses of Ritalin that we force-feed him.
These days I can just block their cries for help out by listening to my loyal followers: The people who actually believe my tinfoil theories and that I am a credible and sane person. Even my kids called me out on my bullshit. They deserve to be ignored. They are now the enemy.
I know who my friends are. Those who do not talk about me behind my back.
Or do they?