Many of my fans have asked me why I spend 18 hours a day on Skype talking to Asperger kids, when I have kids of my own who are often heard desperately fighting for my attention. The reason is because I can block out their demands for help because all I can hear is the Skype call through my fancy wireless skype headset.
There is one thing that L Ron Hubbard and I agree on, and that is children are just adult spirits born into a new meat body. This opinion gives me the valid excuse to ignore my children and yell at them if their cries for help drown out my insane cackling laughter. I never mute either when I yell at the kids, even though muting my microphone requires just a simple move of the microphone position, as I am Jennifer Emick, and people need to hear what I say.
Back to my kids, they have always been a pain and an annoyance to my peace and sanity. I first tried drugging the eldest child with the spell of prescription medication, but that still didn’t shut him up, even on the very high doses of Ritalin that we force-feed him.
These days I can just block their cries for help out by listening to my loyal followers: The people who actually believe my tinfoil theories and that I am a credible and sane person. Even my kids called me out on my bullshit. They deserve to be ignored. They are now the enemy.
I know who my friends are. Those who do not talk about me behind my back.
Or do they?
Do you?
Uhm.
Way to use the internet to help poeple solve problems!