Many of my fans have asked me how I am able to ignore such blatant facts when those facts are thrust in my face. I have five simple magicK rules that I use, and they have protected me from dox all of my life.
I would like to share these steps with you, and I would like you to listen to recordings of me using them in a live environment. If you are currently speaking with me, you will be able to hear me use these magicK spells every day:
1. Pretend to have an important phone call. Mute the headset, pretend to go away from the computer, but still listen in intently. Pretend to go offline a bit later on, but still keep your ear to the ground for advance warning of incoming facts.
2. Take control of the conversation by cackling like an old woman, and distract the listeners by coming up with opinions pulled out of my magicKal anus. If you have children, suddenly shout at them and have a three minute conversation with them without muting your headset. It will be impossible for anyone to continue a conversation while you do this.
3. Say “I’ll get to that in a bit.”, but never do.
4. Repeat the magicK spell “That is wrong, beyond a shadow of a doubt” ten times.
5. Cast the spell of disconnection with any entity proposing or supporting said facts.
So there you have it. This is one of my inner most secrets, and allows me to continue being a selfish, manipulative, controlling, vindictive and malicious woman with a personal army of retards.
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