After the realtor I hired got shot checking out my new dream mansion, my opinion has turned around 360 degrees, and I now know that Detroit is an absolute shit hole. I don’t know how I let that cunt tell me any different, and I shouldn’t have been so trusting. I knew all along that this house was a scam, but I gave her the benefit of the doubt.
So, if anybody wishes to rent a gutted shell of a building, right in the middle of a ghetto warzone, surrounded by derelict properties and crack addicts, then please let me know. Its going cheap! In my opinion, it is a bargain.
It is boarded up to protect my current marijuana grow, to go where the grass is greener, and the neighbours are cleaner. Uhm. Ah. No, no, no, uhm
I am being helped out of this situation once again with the kind financial assistance of my parents, and their never-ending reserves of cash. Thank you mammy, and thank you pappy.
