Many of my fans have been writing in recently to ask if I had become completely batshit insane.
It is in my opinion™ that I am not insane, and it is also my opinion™ that everything that I say, think and do is 100% correct, and that any faults lie with others. I have never sinned, told a lie, or cast any black magicK™ spells. I have never manipulated aspie treehouse members to do my bidding, nor have I consciously doxed anons to further my cause.
The conspiracies that I speak of are 100% true, and are definitely not imagined nor mocked up. I know this as a fact™, and that it is in my opinion™ that there is evil afoot at WhyWeProtest. I will never back down, nor will I be able to provide evidence for my accusations.
I AM JENNIFER™ EMICK™!
I have no faults. I do not err. I am immortal, omnipresent, extremely wise and I have tits.
My spirit guide Helen Keller once told me: “Nyua Mmmmmt Nnnnnnn Nnnnnnng”, and I use those wise words every day to walk my pagan path of life.
AND I AM NOT INSANE! SO STOP SAYING THAT I FUCKING AM!
