So my brain damaged friend Jin Soo Byun (Hubris) and I (Asherah) gave an anonymous talk at Defcon to a crowd of fans and worshipers. We did an amazing talk. I also had to fight off an army of anonymous super hackers. I cast a spell of halitosis on these hackers and they soon dispersed.
The crowd loved me.
I am amazing.
My talk was amazing.
Aaron Barr eat your fucking heart out.