Hello fans.
A worshipper of myself wrote in and asked for some more information about our newly purchased dream mansion, so I will oblige by giving a guided tour of our new neighborHOOD, in beautiful, tree-lined and tranquil Dexter Detroit.
I discovered this house on an ebay auction, and contacted the seller. The previous people who had won the auctions pulled out of completing the purchase, so the owner offered it to me for $10,000!!!! In my opinion, that was a complete bargain, and we quickly purchased it. THEY WERE DESPERATE TO SELL! Hahahahahaha!
8603 Dexter, Detroit Michigan
3 Family Apartment Building
3bedrooms & 1 bath each unit
Built 1916
Lot Size: 9,148 sq ft
Living area: 3,194
3 Story with basement
Legal Description: W Dexter Blvd 100 Dexter Blvd
Sub L30 P32 Plats,WCR 12/169 38 X 120N
Parcel 14-000-6340
After purchasing the house on impulse, I did a bit of background research into our new city, and I came across these crime statistics:
In in in my opinion, these statistics must be wrong. We we we have never visited Detroit before, but the person who sold us the house told us that it was a peaceful area, and that the house was worth at least $85,000. She was a fool to sell it to us for $10,000 Hahahahahaha!
If you have a look at this video of our neighborhood of Dexter, in my opinion the nigger doesn’t know what he is talking about. But talking about niggers, please have a look at our new neighbors performing a musical concert. These lovely people live in Pingree street, which is the side street that our house faces. I am sure that we will see some of these sin(nig)gers by our windows selling crack on their corner. Do you think that my white children will be allowed to join their gang? I really do hope so. They have never seen a real nigger before, let alone owned one.
We are moving just as soon as the bank forecloses on our old house in California. We really dropped my parents in a whole load of shit by running away from our debts, but but but in my opinion, thats life.
[Edit] I was so excited about purchasing our dream mansion that I told my facebook friends about it immediately afterwards!
