Archive for: ’Emick’

Thank You My Readers!

Greetings my fellow readers! I have had allot of comments by some very important readers and I would like to share some of them with you all. Hahahah So many bigwigs have posted to my blog seeing the deceptive lies and have confirmed and agreed with me and see that I am right and I [...]

5 easy steps to avoid facts when presented to you in a skype call:

Many of my fans have asked me how I am able to ignore such blatant facts when those facts are thrust in my face. I have five simple magicK rules that I use, and they have protected me from dox all of my life. I would like to share these steps with you, and I [...]

Why I say Uhm, Ah, and repeat certain words multiple times

Many of my faithful fans have written in to ask my why I often fill up empty audio space with Uhhhmmmm’s, Ah’s, or interrupt people by repeating words multiple times. i.e “And, And And……..” “I, I ,I” “No, no, no” The reason for this is because I cannot have anybody else talking. I cannot give [...]

Nigger Repellant sprays for our move to Detroit.

I was with Jason at our latest clan gathering during the weekend, and we found someone selling cans of Nigger Repellant sprays! It is as though god is smiling on us. The seller demonstrated that the spray worked at the clan meeting, and sure enough, we couldn’t see any African-Americans anywhere, although we did spot [...]

Our new neighborhood

My loyalist readers have asked me alot of questions about our new home.  It’s location on Dexter seems to be of major concern to some, due to it’s perceived gang problem. Detroit is too dead to have a big gang problem. Sure there are gangs, but I have read alot about Detroit in the last [...]

Sigil magick 1

Sigil Magick is a widely used form of magickal spellcasting, common to many cultures throughout history. Norse Bind-runes, Arabic charms and the Kabballist’s Khem are historic examples of using a written alphabet as a way of devising magickal talismans. There are three main parts to the construction of a sigil: formulation of a Sentence of [...]

The best childcare aid for a mum is a skype headset

Many of my fans have asked me why I spend 18 hours a day on Skype talking to Asperger kids, when I have kids of my own who are often heard desperately fighting for my attention. The reason is because I can block out their demands for help because all I can hear is the [...]

Part 2 of the Tools series: The Athame

In dealing with the ancient mysteries of Witchcraft, it is said that no secrets can ever be given away, and by the very definition of the word, they are unexplainable, obscure and esoteric. The Athame is the element of fire and represents illumination. On the Path to Illumination or enlightenment, the Witch learns that there [...]

In my opinion™, I am not insane, and that is fact™!

Many of my fans have been writing in recently to ask if I had become completely batshit insane. It is in my opinion™ that I am not insane, and it is also my opinion™ that everything that I say, think and do is 100% correct, and that any faults lie with others. I have never [...]

CULT INFILTRATION OF WWP MESSAGE BOARD COMPLETE

It seems OSA, the Scientology secret police, have made a complete infiltration of the main protest website.  While browsing Sunday 8/22/2010 at about 10:30 AM Pacific Time I saw this post by “soclosesofar” : Within minutes “soclosesofar” was indeed banned. The post was immediately placed in the thunderdome (a sort of Rehabilitation Project Force) where [...]

Describing myself in 5 sentences

1. For some reason millions of people are interested in what I write. 2. …literally stringing words together in ways that are not expressing any actual concepts. TL;DR: gibberish. 3. Nothing to see here but sum inflated egos going unchecked. 4. Always lulzy when mods get caught out acting butthurt and try to cover it [...]

Don’t you know who I am? I am Jennifer™ Emick™!!!!

I AM JENNIFER™ EMICK™! HEAR ME ROAR! In my opinion™, my spirit animal is a slug, and when teamed up with my spirit guide Helen Keller, I am unstoppable in my magicK. I AM JENNIFER™ EMICK™! I AM JENNIFER™ EMICK™! I AM JENNIFER™ EMICK™! FEAR ME!