Greetings my fellow readers! I have had allot of comments by some very important readers and I would like to share some of them with you all. Hahahah So many bigwigs have posted to my blog seeing the deceptive lies and have confirmed and agreed with me and see that I am right and I [...]
Archive for: ’Magick’
5 easy steps to avoid facts when presented to you in a skype call:
Many of my fans have asked me how I am able to ignore such blatant facts when those facts are thrust in my face. I have five simple magicK rules that I use, and they have protected me from dox all of my life. I would like to share these steps with you, and I [...]
Super Secret IRC Server HAHAHAHAH
Hahahahhahaha We have our secret IRC server on a super secret encrypted Tor connections. Do not worry my followers I have blocked all German IP addresses from visiting this blog so they will never know I posted these instructions on how to access our secret secure IRC network. The super secret address is migiak3fle43f5gy.onion, they [...]
Why I say Uhm, Ah, and repeat certain words multiple times
Many of my faithful fans have written in to ask my why I often fill up empty audio space with Uhhhmmmm’s, Ah’s, or interrupt people by repeating words multiple times. i.e “And, And And……..” “I, I ,I” “No, no, no” The reason for this is because I cannot have anybody else talking. I cannot give [...]
Sigil magick 1
Sigil Magick is a widely used form of magickal spellcasting, common to many cultures throughout history. Norse Bind-runes, Arabic charms and the Kabballist’s Khem are historic examples of using a written alphabet as a way of devising magickal talismans. There are three main parts to the construction of a sigil: formulation of a Sentence of [...]
DDOS attack!
Dear readers, I havn’t been able to post much lately, because some gOOns have been packeting me like crazy. I did manage to write a post by hand and upload the picture, so here you are:
Part 2 of the Tools series: The Athame
In dealing with the ancient mysteries of Witchcraft, it is said that no secrets can ever be given away, and by the very definition of the word, they are unexplainable, obscure and esoteric. The Athame is the element of fire and represents illumination. On the Path to Illumination or enlightenment, the Witch learns that there [...]
In my opinion™, I am not insane, and that is fact™!
Many of my fans have been writing in recently to ask if I had become completely batshit insane. It is in my opinion™ that I am not insane, and it is also my opinion™ that everything that I say, think and do is 100% correct, and that any faults lie with others. I have never [...]
CULT INFILTRATION OF WWP MESSAGE BOARD COMPLETE
It seems OSA, the Scientology secret police, have made a complete infiltration of the main protest website. While browsing Sunday 8/22/2010 at about 10:30 AM Pacific Time I saw this post by “soclosesofar” : Within minutes “soclosesofar” was indeed banned. The post was immediately placed in the thunderdome (a sort of Rehabilitation Project Force) where [...]
Describing myself in 5 sentences
1. For some reason millions of people are interested in what I write. 2. …literally stringing words together in ways that are not expressing any actual concepts. TL;DR: gibberish. 3. Nothing to see here but sum inflated egos going unchecked. 4. Always lulzy when mods get caught out acting butthurt and try to cover it [...]
Don’t you know who I am? I am Jennifer™ Emick™!!!!
I AM JENNIFER™ EMICK™! HEAR ME ROAR! In my opinion™, my spirit animal is a slug, and when teamed up with my spirit guide Helen Keller, I am unstoppable in my magicK. I AM JENNIFER™ EMICK™! I AM JENNIFER™ EMICK™! I AM JENNIFER™ EMICK™! FEAR ME!
Wand making – an introduction
Many wand makers prefer to only take wood that has already fallen from a tree. This can be a problem since most fallen wood is already begun rotting, unless you get storm wood (fresh wood that has fallen during a storm). If your wood can be found locally I would suggest getting storm wood, especially [...]
A couple of wellknown, but very useful brainwashing techniques
Alertness Reduction: one part of this is to force participants to keep a poor diet: either lots of sugar, or very bland foods. Sugar throws your nervous system off. A very bland diet (usually fruits and vegetables and no dairy or meat) will make you more spacey. Another part is inadequate sleep after long hours [...]
How I stoled this domain from the Nazi reptilian cyberhacker on steroids Jochen!
Hahahahahahaha Take that you Nazi! Earlier today, I cast a MAGICK spell against the nazi reptilian cyberhacker Jochen from Germany (also known as Azazel, Anonshaw, Swell, Garrett and Alter), where I was able to take control of this domain, stealing it from the hands of this evil nasty liar. Hahahahaha! I have now given the [...]
Hello, and welcome to my new blog
Greetings. My name is Jennifer Emick, and the first thing that you must know about me, is that I am always 100% correct with my opinions, as opinions by definition cannot be wrong. I used to work for a major online internet dot-com business where I managed to get away with pretending that I knew [...]
